Pikachu Jokes

What do you call a funny Pikachu?

Jokemon.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

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Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

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How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, The Hulk costume.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing