Jokemon.
PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
Because they Pikachu
You Pokmon!
A Zikachu
It saw a Pikachu across the street.
So they can Pikachu
Cause they'll Pikachu
Because it may Pikachu.
Because he was dyslectric.
You Pokémon
Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu
They might Pikachu.
You Pokémon.
Because they'll Pikachu
It might Pikachu.
Poke 'em on!
He takes a Pikachu teeth.
Because they might Pikachu!
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
Because it might Pikachu.
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".
He might Pikachu.
Where did my Pokemon Go
He's from Team Rocket
Pikachu
Because he might Pikachu!
Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...
Because cher-nob'll fall out
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
He followed the shampoo instructions.
She wanted to wash up on shore
Zikachu.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."
To trip ants.