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Pikachu Jokes

What do you call a funny Pikachu?

Jokemon.

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

Love Card

Love Card

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

Love

Love

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Team Rocket Jokes More Team Rocket Jokes

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

Squirtle Jokes More Squirtle Jokes

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Washroom Jokes More Washroom Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.