Pikachu Jokes

What do you call a funny Pikachu?

Jokemon.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

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What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.