Jokemon.
PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
Because they Pikachu
You Pokmon!
A Zikachu
It saw a Pikachu across the street.
So they can Pikachu
Cause they'll Pikachu
Because it may Pikachu.
They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.
Because he was dyslectric.
You Pokémon
Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu
They might Pikachu.
You Pokémon.
Because they'll Pikachu
It might Pikachu.
Poke 'em on!
He takes a Pikachu teeth.
Because they might Pikachu!
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
Because it might Pikachu.
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".
He might Pikachu.
Where did my Pokemon Go
He's from Team Rocket
Pikachu
Because he might Pikachu!
Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...
I love the pokey, mon.
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
Because he was in-bread.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
He fell on his ash.
Red hairing.
He had his reservations.
Hot pants.
The Salsa