Pikachu Jokes

What do you call a funny Pikachu?

Jokemon.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

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How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

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What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

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How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

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What Pokémon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

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Zikachu.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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One.

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How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What is another word for Pokemon?

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