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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket