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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

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How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.