Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.