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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Invisible Man Jokes More Invisible Man Jokes

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.