How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!