How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?

A superior being.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.