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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.