Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.