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Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

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Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.