Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.