Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.