Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!

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Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know