Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.