What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!!

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Rdadjoke Jokes More Rdadjoke Jokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)