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What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)