What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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They rush in.

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What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes