What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes