What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Rdadjoke Jokes More Rdadjoke Jokes

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes