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What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

The I see you.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes