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What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Rdadjoke Jokes More Rdadjoke Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes