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What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)