Final Solution Jokes

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What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.