Final Solution Jokes

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

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What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

Why did the printer have wet ink?

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What do you call chocolate eggnog?

Nignog. Eh I laughed.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

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What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".