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Stain Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!