What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.