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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat