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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.