What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...