March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"