What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...