What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

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Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto