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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

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What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and Speak!

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

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What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish?

Testosteroni.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo