What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto