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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

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What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

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Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac