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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

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The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

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Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.