What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.