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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.