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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking