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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How could you do this to me?

She cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.