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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope