What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.