What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe