What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe