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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb