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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair