How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.