How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What did the woodworm say to the chair?

It's been nice gnawing you!

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair