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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry.