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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.