Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry.