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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.