Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry.