Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.