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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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Who is saved?

America

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.