Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.