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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Time Travel Jokes More Time Travel Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.