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Time Travel Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Time Machine Jokes More Time Machine Jokes

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

History Jokes More History Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

What is the smallest book in history?

French War Victories.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

Time Traveler Jokes More Time Traveler Jokes

What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.