Time Travel Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Ancient Greece Jokes More Ancient Greece Jokes

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

What was the name of the most famous stripper in Ancient Greece?

Socra-tease

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.