Time Travel Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What did the maggot say to another?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Time Traveler Jokes More Time Traveler Jokes

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What do you call two pears?

A pair.