Time Travel Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.