What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Breasts don't have eyes.

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......