Eye Contact Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Methodist Jokes More Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.