Breasts don't have eyes.
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6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
13 seconds of eye contact.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
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A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
He has a no-trade Claus
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
My iPhone 6.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
They are both crustaceans.
