Breasts don't have eyes.
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
13 seconds of eye contact.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
In square feet.
They would steal all the boos.
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
They have the same middle name!
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
I'm better without U.
A condom
They were in a relationship!
One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
I don't know man. I just fly the drones.
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