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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger