Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child