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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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They wanted to see it crack up!

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It was two tired...

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You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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13 seconds of eye contact.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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A coathanger.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child