Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

Inner Child Jokes More Inner Child Jokes

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger