Pregnant Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery