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What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.