What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.