What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

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What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

What is the best name for an acrobat?

Phillip