What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own Easter eggs.