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What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one