He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...
A poison pen letter from the principal.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
