A firequacker.
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
You don't, you get down off a duck.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
A firecracker!
Polly wants a firecracker!
A firequacker