What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux