Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor