Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

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There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

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One strike, and they're out.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.