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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning