How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.