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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.