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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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Hos Jokes More Hos Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Santa Clause Jokes More Santa Clause Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.