Santa Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What do you NEVER call a black man?

A friend

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis

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What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song?

Take me to Christian Bell.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.