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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.