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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Justin Beiber Jokes More Justin Beiber Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Santa Clause Jokes More Santa Clause Jokes

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.