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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.