Black Rapper Jokes

What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why aren't there any mexicans in Star Trek?

They don't work in the future either.

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why was the black person sad?

Police Brutality

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.