Horror-scopes!
Because they are set in the future.
Owld Lang Syne.
Beep repaired...
Hoe, hoe, hoe.
So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
The Janitor
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
I've never smeared tigger on my face
They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
North Poleish
You can sense his presents.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Santa stops after three ho's.