2+ Funny Black Rapper Jokes

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

Is funny and is a joke!

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Santa Stop Jokes More Santa Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Black Rapper Jokes

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