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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Motorbike Jokes More Motorbike Jokes

Which one is the Irishman?

The one on the motorbike.

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.