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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

Motorbike Jokes More Motorbike Jokes

Which one is the Irishman?

The one on the motorbike.

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

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What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.