Motorbike Jokes

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ...

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Which one is the Irishman?

The one on the motorbike.

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Neck-romance-y.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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Who's there! Brother! Brother who?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!

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You're my brother in arms!

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.