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A parson to parson call!
With the church mouse.
Incase onion rings
Bell-bottoms!
He Reddit.
On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
The one on the motorbike.
A Holly Davidson!
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Pew! Pew!
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
The Mexican border.
Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!