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Rev Jokes

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

Love

Love

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

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Motorbike Jokes More Motorbike Jokes

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.