Rev Jokes

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

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What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

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Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Motorbike Jokes More Motorbike Jokes

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.