Rev Jokes

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

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What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

What do you call a loud group of Cowboys?

A Reckon-ing.

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

Vicar Jokes More Vicar Jokes

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Reddit

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"