What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.