What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

What do frogs drink?

Hot croako!

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.