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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

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They share the same middle name.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.