What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.