Libertarian Jokes

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Damn Business Jokes More Damn Business Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number