How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
On April Ghoul's Day
With a spirit level!
He was trying to get some Natural Light.
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
All of them.
Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.
She didn't believe in prophets.
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
A Nietzsche market!
I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
A what?