Libertarian Jokes

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.