How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.