Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
1. No mind. 2. No business.