How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?