Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.
I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!
Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
In brain cells!
Sleep late.
November.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.