If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.
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None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?
Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.
That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man.
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
Just one guy with a really weird fetish.
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
A harenet.
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"
Sleep late.