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Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

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Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead