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Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead