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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

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