Koala Jokes

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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You ca-lip this

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He was Koalified

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He wasn't koalafied!

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Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!