Koala Jokes

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Koala Bear Jokes More Koala Bear Jokes

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Cough Drop Jokes More Cough Drop Jokes

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts