What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.