What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.