What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!