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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody