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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Who would you turn to face?

Be careful with whom you chose