What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

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Because it was all on the house

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With finances.

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Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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Because their peckers are on their faces.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.