Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!