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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture