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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture