Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture