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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture