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Peke Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

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Chinaman Jokes More Chinaman Jokes

How Long is a Chinamen?

Yes he is.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)