Peke Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.