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Peke Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

What do you call a Chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.