Peke Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Chinaman Jokes More Chinaman Jokes

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.