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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.