Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why was the Mexican tire sad?

Because it was despair

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Who's there! Ankara! Ankara who?

Ankara went off the cliff!

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.