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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.