Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.