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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.