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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.