Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.