Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!