Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor