What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.