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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!