What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

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What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.