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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.