Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Down for the count!

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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A bit of a Downey