Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.