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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

70 Jokes More 70 Jokes

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!