Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.