Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

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How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)