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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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He uses the finest ingredients.

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Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)