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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

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Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.