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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)