Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.