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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis